You know when you find yourself approaching thirty and your dreams are broken? Luisa Omielan is a stand-up comedian who turned her life around after she answered the mantra every person needs in their life: What Would Beyonce Do? This memoir shows us all that there is no situation in which Bey can't save the day.

In 1988, two eight-year-old girls with almost identical names and the same love of ballet meet for the first time. They seem destined to be best friends forever and to become professional dancers. Years later, however, they walk away from each other into very different futures - one enters a convent, the other becomes a minor celebrity.